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UN SPACEY FACES PUBLIC SCRUTINY

Submitted by Macross Times

It has not been a good couple of years for the UN Spacy. What with their seeming inability to find and eliminate rogue Zentradi pirates, and the loss of contact with a colony fleet, public faith in them is at an all time low. All this plus the mass hypnosis perpetrated by the rogue AI Sharon Apple has lead to a call for public hearings on the military's top brass.

"I think the people of Earth and her allied planets have a right to know if the men and women charged with protecting us are in fact capable of doing the job." One senator was quoted as saying. "I understand how difficult it can be to hunt down a small mobile force, and considering the size of the universe I might be able to understand losing contact with a colony fleet. But when an AI is able to take over the Earth's defense system, I'd say it's time to get some answers."

Isamu Alva Dyson, credited with stopping Sharon Apple, had this to say. "Most of the soldiers in the UN Spacy are good people; the problem rests with the brass." It should be noted that Dyson was Honorably Discharged after the events of the 'Apple Uprising.'

The current head of the UN Spacy could not be reached for comment.



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Although discharged by UN Spacy, Isamu Alva Dyson has signed a lucrative toy figure deal.

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