SDF-1 Sex Tape uploaded on YouTube!
April ,2007.
The scandal investigation surrounding the recent emergence of a sex tape featuring Lynn Minmay and ace pilot Hikaru Ichijo has struck a cord with SDF-1 Macross officials, causing several leading officials in Macross City to begin a protest rally.
The tape, apparently recorded during a short period where Hikaru and Lynn were trapped within an inaccessible bulkhead of the SDF-1 has started a controversy over the appropriateness of allowing co-ed access to the SDF-1. Several extremists have even suggested separating the entire crew by gender to prevent a sudden explosion of population aboard the ship, though these same extremists admit that due to 70s and 80s style haircuts and clothing, distinguishing male and female may be difficult in some cases.
We sat down with Hikaru, who said that he has since been given the amateur pornography nick name Rick Hunter, to get some feedback about the release of the tape. "Look, we were stuck in a bulkhead, no way out, we figured we were dead. Any man who passed up a chance to bang Lynn Minmay before he died is crazy. We didn't know the flight recorder was still running. We thought it was a private moment."
The evidence has recently leaked that the recording was unintentional and was actually released to YouTube by one of the technicians repairing Hikaru's unit. The individual responsible still remains a mystery. Lynn Minmay on the other hand was refused comment, though her agent had this to say "Lynn is very angry that her private passions are being leaked to the general public. It makes her look immoral and impure."
Recent news of Zentradi attacks also yielded negative results. In a recent battle, all Minmay video units have been either destroyed or vandalized with such slander as "Minmay is a dirty whore" and "Pure love my ass, this song sucks!"
Things are definitely looking very grim for the SDF-1.
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