LINKS ISSUED RESTRAINING ORDER January, 2007. Orbital Ring - In one of the world's first restraining orders issued for an AI unit, a restraining order was issued on behalf of Orbital Frame Dolores to former space trucker and famous drunk James Links. Dolores, being transported aboard James Links' cargo ship, the Ender, was assaulted and verbally abused as well as made to feel uncomfortable. Her testimony states that James asked her on several occasions to "Open up her hatch" and had on numerous occasions played with her cockpit without her consent. Links is restricted from coming within 1,000 feet of Dolores. Links was unavailable for comment; however, we caught Dolores on the way out of the court proceeding. "I don't hold any ill will towards James. I wish you all the luck in the world Mr. Links. I hope your happy with that skanky LEV, you cheating bastard." Back to Front Page "HENTAI!"
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